Abstinence Works!

A recent report shows that teen smoking is down. Why you may ask? Well it is obvious to me that the President's abstinence policies are working. Less teen sex equals less teen smoking. While the President is working to keep our children safe, and rest assured I have already administered the pledge to Sally, the liberals want our teens living a very different lifestyle. Witness:

http://www.osee.net/1/enter.php?cheerleaders

How this helps them grow up to be honest, stong Americans, I have no idea.